Osama Jokes

"The news of bin Laden's death interrupted this week's episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' Which begs the question, how do we kill bin Laden again next Sunday?" —Conan O'Brien

"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President Obama full citizenship." —David Letterman

"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" —Craig Ferguson

"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why the terrorists are so mad about Osama bin Laden's death. Everybody in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." —Craig Ferguson

"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." —David Letterman

"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." —Conan O'Brien

The Final Exam!

TODAY WAS AMAZING! I just want to say to everyone that participated! You are all amazing! Just an outstanding job. I am so glad we are extending it until tommorrow. This will give everyone the chance to speak, present information, and give opinions and ideas. Tommorrow I will be focusing more on ideas. I will start with the presentation of facts on the topic. But will further go into detail about ideas. I want to know what people think would make a difference! I know that we can change the world! great job everybody.

China urges world to back Pakistan in terror fight

BEIJING: China reaffirmed its support on Thursday for efforts by its ally Pakistan to combat terrorism after the killing of al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden by US forces, and urged the world to help Islamabad.

http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/05/china-urges-world-to-back-pakistan-in-terror-fight.html

Key US senators say wait for facts on Pakistan

Key US senators appealed Thursday for a calm reaction after Osama bin Laden was found in Pakistan, saying it was vital to preserve cooperation with the country.


http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/05/key-us-senators-say-wait-for-facts-on-pakistan.html

Pakistan military admits-shortcomings on bin Laden intel

The acknowledgement came after army chief of staff General Ashfaq Kayani convened a meeting of corps commanders after US commandos tracked down and killed bin Laden in Abbottabad.


http://www.dawn.com/

Pakistan pays U.S. lobbyists to deny it helped bin Laden

Alarmed by lawmakers' demands to cut off billions of dollars of U.S. aid after bin Laden was found living in a Pakistani safe house for six years, President Asif Ali Zardari has ordered a full-court press to quell mounting accusations that it helped the al Qaeda leader avoid capture.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/05/us-binladen-pakistan-lobbying-idUSTRE7445GK20110505?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

Al-Qaida head Osama bin Laden is killed

Almost a decade after the U.S. was rocked by the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, President Barack Obama announced Sunday night that the mastermind behind the massacre had been killed. Osama bin Laden's death after years on the run marks the end of an era in the global fight against terrorism.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_newsroom/20110502/us_yblog_newsroom/al-qaida-head-osama-bin-laden-is-killed